Nene Leakes

ATLANTA –  If reality TV cameras had been following Nene Leakes recently, they would have caught the makings of what surely would have been a television hit. Instead the FBI was following Leakes and foiled her plans to whack her nemesis Star “I’m a Lawyer” Jones.

Leakes was arrested Monday night outside a Bojangles restaurant near Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport where she had paid $50,000 in cash to a man she thought she had hired to kill Star Jones. The man was actually an uncover FBI agent. Leakes was eventually tackled by six agents as she tried to flee the scene.

Viewers of Celebrity Apprentice are well aware Leakes despised Star Jones. Leakes wasn’t alone. Jones belittled fellow contestants throughout this season of the show and would back-stab them without batting an eye often throwing them under the bus in Trump’s board room when faced with any conflict.

Meat Loaf, who refused to “talk to the hand” when a discussion between he and Jones became heated during filming, “I’ll admit I wanted her dead. Who didn’t?” said Meat.

“Nene warned me in no uncertain terms that Star was a fat, evil woman who would chew me up and spit me out for the pure joy she gets from humiliating people. Nene said Star needed to go and that I would have the opportunity to shove her into oncoming traffic on the streets of New York during the next challenge. She literally wanted me to throw her under a bus. She said if I loved the children, I needed to do it for them” explained a tearful and emotional Meatloaf referring to the kids of his charity, The Painted Turtle. ”Look, I would do anything for love, but I wouldn’t do that”.

Leakes was never shy with her assessment of her fellow contestants. “Meat Loaf has more tears than women watching Steel Magnolias while chopping onions during their period” declared Leakes who often said Meat Loaf was “the Biggest Pussy” besides her own, she’d ever seen.

Being held without bond, Leakes will have a preliminary hearing tomorrow morning at the Fulton County Courthouse where she is expected to deny the charges. That may be a difficult task considering the FBI has already released an audio tape of her instructing the hit man. Although she speaks in code, prosecutors are confident there is no doubt what the tape implies. here is an excerpt:

“Kill the fat bitch!”

This is not the first time Jones was targeted. Former husband Al Reynolds, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbara Walters and Kato Kaelin have all unsuccessfully tried to have Jones eliminated.  Seattle Sutton is also reported to have a major beef with Jones but refused comment for this report.