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  • Queen Calls Kate Middleton a Serf


    LONDON – Things just got a little more hectic at Buckingham Palace. As if planning for the Wedding of the Century weren’t stressful enough, Queen Elizabeth accused Kate Middleton of being a serf. Neither Prince William nor Kate were insulted as they thought it was the Queen’s way of comparing the bride to be, to a surfer chick.  In fact, Kate gave the Hang Loose hand gesture to acknowledge the compliment. It wasn’t until Prince Harry, a history buff, pulled William […]

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  • China Aims to Lead World in Smoking Tourism


    BEIJING – China has taken many of our jobs, now it wants our smokers. The welcome sign is out and even if you don’t read Chinese, the message is clear; they want the smokers of the world to visit.  You may be an outcast in your own country, but in China you are adored. Most of Europe has outlawed smoking in pubs. The United States has few places left to puff without being made to feel as comfortable as Charlie […]

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  • Gadhafi not sure about Proper Spelling


    TRIPOLI- Moammar Gadhafi is fuming. Not about the air attacks on his country or the rebels heading toward Tripoli. Gaddafi’s American Express card was denied Monday morning at a Convenience Mart in Qurji near Libya’s capital. The authorization failure was a direct result of the various spellings of his name. Kaddafi had stopped briefly on his way home to pick up a four-pack of Red Bull, a box of instant couscous and a goat when his card was rejected. Shop […]

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  • British Drop Bomb on Libya – Arthur released in Tripoli


    The Presidential Palace in Libya is said to have a massive mosaic tile poster of the film 10 in the entry foyer. Surprisingly the poster does not feature Bo Derek. That is because Muammar Gaddafi is a huge fan of British actor and comedian Dudley Moore. Gaddafi has followed Moore since his early days with Peter Cook and has publicly stated his autographed copy of Beyond the Fringe is one of his most valued treasures. Gaddafi had a home theater […]

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