The Lists

  • Mr. Balls proves eco-friendly for Brazil


    SAN PAULO – ‘Senhor Testiculo’ in Portuguese speaking Brazil, or ‘Mr. Balls’ to the English speaking world, is the beloved mascot of testicular health in South America’s largest country. The animated appendage visits children to promote the differences between a “Happy Sack” and a “Sad Sack” in the educational tour across Brazil. Most visits are a meet and greet with the 5 1/2 foot tall scrotum.  In the major cities, Mr. Balls entertains while educating with magic and illusions, climaxing with the incredible finale where he enters […]

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  • Royal birth video has accidental flash of Duchess privates


    LONDON –  There were to be no paparazzi in St Mary’s Hospital. Yet an amateur videographer from Bury St Edmunds, who accepted a last minute invitation from Prince William, was in the delivery room with a camera. While filming a midwife moved some equipment and a 2 second mirror view of the Royal Scone is seen. The footage was compromised, edited into a loop and uploaded to the internet. Niles Cook, whose web series Fish and Chicks went viral across […]

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  • Facebook Saves Couples Relationship on Valentines Day


    CAMBRIDGE OH – Although Ashley Kwon had been in a monogamous relationship with her boy friend Dustin Young  for six years, things had not been great. She was not completely confident the relationship was secure. That all changed on Thursday thanks to Facebook, the popular social media website. Ashley “tagged” Dustin in a comment she made in her status update. “Happy Valentines Day Dustin Young. Hugs and kisses my sweet stallion”. The two were in their shared apartment in Cambridge working independently […]

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  • Top 5 Overexposed Celebs of 2011


    5: Russell Brand– Brand made us wonder whether leather pants are trending in Britain or if he just likes high humidity on his thighs. Katy Perry kissed Russell Brand and didn’t like it, at least not enough. Looks like we’ll continue to get our share of Brand in 2012 as he looks to collect upward of 22 million of Perry’s loot. That is unless he can improve his net worth, but unfortunately for everybody, Arthur is already out. Married to Perry in a […]

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  • Top 5 Overexposed Celebs of 2010


    The top five people we need to see less of in 2011. Lady Gaga It’s nearly impossible to avoid hearing something about Lady Gaga on any particular day and that in itself earns this manufactured icon a place high on this list. My attempt to see some sort of primal sexiness in the whole raw meat costume failed as all I can think about is the inevitable botulism contracted by anyone within dripping distance of her tenderloins. Now upon sight […]

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  • Top 10 Deaths of 2011


    The TOP 10 Deaths of 2011 in no particular order. Hugh Hefner – Playboy Playboy Enterprises magnate Hefner dies at his west coast mansion after involuntarily maintaining an erection for over four hours following a dangerous mix of the prescription drug Cialis and nineteen year old pussy.  It will be appropriate to stop and applaud upon hearing this news in the very near future. Well done, Hef, well done. The newlywed will be buried on the mansion grounds, not in a […]

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