The Lists

  • Top 5 Overexposed Celebs of 2011


    Kathy-Griffin

    5: Russell Brand- Brand made us wonder whether leather pants are trending in Britain or if he just likes high humidity on his thighs. Katy Perry kissed Russell Brand and didn’t like it, at least not enough. Looks like we’ll continue to get our share of Brand in 2012 as he looks to collect upward of 22 million of Perry’s loot. That is unless he can improve his net worth, but unfortunately for everybody, Arthur is already out. Married to Perry in a [...]

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  • Top 5 Overexposed Celebs of 2010


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    The top five people we need to see less of in 2011. Lady Gaga It’s nearly impossible to avoid hearing something about Lady Gaga on any particular day and that in itself earns this manufactured icon a place high on this list. My attempt to see some sort of primal sexiness in the whole raw meat costume failed as all I can think about is the inevitable botulism contracted by anyone within dripping distance of her tenderloins. Now upon sight [...]

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  • Top 10 Deaths of 2011


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    The TOP 10 Deaths of 2011 in no particular order. Hugh Hefner – Playboy Playboy Enterprises magnate Hefner dies at his west coast mansion after involuntarily maintaining an erection for over four hours following a dangerous mix of the prescription drug Cialis and nineteen year old pussy.  It will be appropriate to stop and applaud upon hearing this news in the very near future. Well done, Hef, well done. The newlywed will be buried on the mansion grounds, not in a [...]

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