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  • Kim Jong Un’s Uncle not doing so good


    PYONGYANG, North Korea –  Jang Song Thaek, the former mentor of the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was arrested Thursday in the midst of the Political Bureau Meeting coming as a shock to those in attendance.  Circumstances for Jong Un’s uncle have deteriorated quickly. North Korea said Friday that it has executed him for various misdeeds of illegal drug use and illicit womanizing.  It was less than 24 hours from arrest to execution the State run news reported claiming justice […]

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  • Mr. Balls proves eco-friendly for Brazil


    SAN PAULO – ‘Senhor Testiculo’ in Portuguese speaking Brazil, or ‘Mr. Balls’ to the English speaking world, is the beloved mascot of testicular health in South America’s largest country. The animated appendage visits children to promote the differences between a “Happy Sack” and a “Sad Sack” in the educational tour across Brazil. Most visits are a meet and greet with the 5 1/2 foot tall scrotum.  In the major cities, Mr. Balls entertains while educating with magic and illusions, climaxing with the incredible finale where he enters […]

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  • Royal birth video has accidental flash of Duchess privates


    LONDON –  There were to be no paparazzi in St Mary’s Hospital. Yet an amateur videographer from Bury St Edmunds, who accepted a last minute invitation from Prince William, was in the delivery room with a camera. While filming a midwife moved some equipment and a 2 second mirror view of the Royal Scone is seen. The footage was compromised, edited into a loop and uploaded to the internet. Niles Cook, whose web series Fish and Chicks went viral across […]

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  • Looting at Men’s Warehouse after Zimmerman Verdict


      SANFORD FL – The “not guilty” verdict for George Zimmerman without warning became a guilty verdict with immediate retribution for George Zimmer, founder of the Men’s Warehouse.  Protesters across the nation amped up their screams for justice upon the acquittal in the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. Many may have been too casual in their real knowledge of the case and it’s participants, blaming George Zimmer of the Men’s Warehouse for the death of Martin. The suit retailer’s location in Oviedo Fl. was […]

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  • Mortgage Defaults Spike as Rolling Stones Tour


    CHICAGO – “You can’t always get what you what” is what many are telling banks holding their mortgages this month. The Rolling Stones tour of North America, tickets prices were staggering and seemingly out of reach for most fans of the geriatric rockers.  The average ticket was over $600 before “convenience” fees. Scalpers sent some ticket prices soaring further, including those in the tongue pit, to well over $5,000.  “Mick himself had better lick me if I’m spending that kind of […]

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  • Facebook Saves Couples Relationship on Valentines Day


    CAMBRIDGE OH – Although Ashley Kwon had been in a monogamous relationship with her boy friend Dustin Young  for six years, things had not been great. She was not completely confident the relationship was secure. That all changed on Thursday thanks to Facebook, the popular social media website. Ashley “tagged” Dustin in a comment she made in her status update. “Happy Valentines Day Dustin Young. Hugs and kisses my sweet stallion”. The two were in their shared apartment in Cambridge working independently […]

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  • Groupon offers Groupon for Groupon


    CHICAGO – Groupon, the online coupon behemoth is bleeding like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This however is much more than a flesh wound. Think the company is in trouble?  Yesterday’s Deal of the Day offered an opportunity to buy a share of Groupon for $16. The offer stated this is a 48% savings off the regular price.  Though as the opening bell rang, the NYSE listed Groupon shares hovering around $13. Even Bernie Madoff […]

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  • The Lorax and Monsanto agree to Partnership


    CREVE COEUR, MO – The Lorax has infiltrated the lives of most Americans by way of movie trailers and over 70 promotional partnerships with everything from the Mazda CX-5 to disposable diapers. Now add Monsanto to the list. Friday afternoon the chemical giant announced the affiliation with the Universal Films animated star and further stated the Dr. Seuss icon would soon become its spokesperson in an upcoming image campaign. Monsanto has been victim of negative image problems for many years. Environmentalists have long claimed Monsanto […]

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  • Survivor Contestant Colton Found Beaten in Alabama


    MONROEVILLE AL – Survivor has had its share of villains over the 24 seasons of the CBS reality show. None however have become as hated as 21 year old Alabama native Colton Cumbie. Russel Hantz, Survivors previous villain extraordinaire, seems only as dastardly as the Trix Rabbit when compared to Colton. Following Wednesdays episode of Survivor One World saw CBS switchboards light up and comments on Survivors Facebook page fill quicker than the Lido deck on the Titanic. Viewers were enraged. Cumbie […]

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  • Girl whose laptop was shot posts video of Dad doing cleaning lady


      ALBEMARLE, NC – Hannah Jordan volleys back to dad. Three days ago her father, Tommy Jordan reacted to his daughter’s Facebook rant by eliminating her laptop execution style. He then posted the video on her Facebook wall. Yesterday Hannah retaliated by posting a two minute video of her Dad cleaning the cleaning lady. “If he wants to embarrass me, he will regret it” said Hannah in the prelude of her video post. The clip shows her father wearing only a cowboy […]

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